F**k Me Silly Man!

Kneeling, confident, and very ready to impress. F**k Me Silly Man! shows up with serious presence and zero hesitation!

This life-size fantasy piece brings solid weight, sculpted detail, and a sturdy feel that stays put during hands-on play. The flexible build makes him easy to prop, position, or let it kneel naturally on the floor, a table, or wherever the mood strikes.

Made with Pipedream’s signature dual-density Fanta Flesh, it warms with your touch for a more lifelike feel while keeping enough structure to hold its shape. It’s built for immersive fun without constant adjusting or fuss.

Cleanup is simple with warm soapy water or toy cleaner, followed by a thorough dry. Pair with your favorite water-based lube and store properly to keep it feeling soft and ready for next time.

• Height: 12'/30.5cm
• Length: 14'/35.6cm 
• Width: 14'/35.6cm
• Weight: 20lbs/320oz
• Cock: 8'/20.3cm long and 1.7'/4.3cm wide

• Processing time: 1–2 business days
• Shipping time: 2–5 business days
• Tracking provided on all orders
• Discreet shipping is important to us. Your package will be shipped in a plain brown box. Some orders may be packaged in bubble mailers. Your credit card account will be charged discreetly.